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Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
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10-25-2009, 11:14 PM
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 Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
Inevitably all threads go OT. So why not have a thread for random war-garble and silliness.
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10-26-2009, 11:56 AM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
Ugh...fuck work. 12 hours of whining patients with their fears of H1N1.
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10-26-2009, 12:27 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
FUCK WORK INDEED.
You have no idea how fucked up NUMBERS can get. auuggghhhh |
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10-26-2009, 12:31 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
FFFFF
I'm listening to pdxsucks right now and realizing that I accidentally hit control-V in the middle of a comment and so it looks like I was talking to Aaron and Robert at the same time. Way to make myself look like a tard. :| |
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10-26-2009, 12:40 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
(10-26-2009 12:27 PM)annosuperstar Wrote: FUCK WORK INDEED. God damn numbers....I knew it was them spreading the H1N1  Are you an accountant? (10-26-2009 12:31 PM)Prod!gy Wrote: FFFFF *shakes head* Great, we have a tard for an admin....god damn it. 
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10-26-2009, 12:44 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
DERP
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10-26-2009, 12:45 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-26-2009 12:47 PM by annosuperstar.)
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10-26-2009, 12:50 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
(10-26-2009 12:45 PM)annosuperstar Wrote:(10-26-2009 12:40 PM)The French Bum Wrote: God damn numbers....I knew it was them spreading the H1N1 Ugh....yeah, WAY too many numbers. How does your head keep from imploding? So Say We All
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10-26-2009, 12:56 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
I listen to Cort & Fatboy.
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10-26-2009, 05:37 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction. When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months. |
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10-26-2009, 05:49 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
BEAVER
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10-26-2009, 07:43 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
BEAVER!
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10-26-2009, 07:46 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
BEAVER.
Ryan Twitter: @rdpollard |
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10-26-2009, 09:44 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
Nutria?
"What exists in a word, a letter, and in three; is asked too little and too much, yet is a building block of life and an enduring mystery? Give up? Why? Why is it that no one notices? No one thinks? Because nobody ever cares about the 'why' of the matter." |
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10-26-2009, 10:36 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
BEAVER!
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10-26-2009, 10:53 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
McLoughlin!!!
- Nonja. Really. - All women really want is a large greased-up Hispanic women in a hair-net. - "A smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows when to say it, and a clever man knows when to say someone else said it." -The Cort and Fatboy Historian |
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10-26-2009, 11:14 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
You say fuck work.
I say fuck NOT working. I need a damn job! |
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10-26-2009, 11:39 PM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
(10-26-2009 10:53 PM)the Cort and Fatboy Historian Wrote: McLoughlin!!!Pint of beer to the man.... Or woman who posts his scarry face up first. So Say We All
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10-27-2009, 02:27 AM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
I've got some steam to let off.
I was watching TV this evening. I rarely do so, but my favorite show, Good Eats, was on. I was enjoying the show, as I always do, when it cuts to a commercial and I hear something I know is impossible. It almost sounds like Christmas music. No, that's not possible. I pass it off as a result of being up too late, and continue to watch. We get to the next commercial break and it seems that K-Mart is already running Christmas shopping commercials, as well as somehow managing to advertise Halloween costumes at the same time. This is just too far. We haven't even reached Halloween yet and I'm already feeling the nasty red and green claws of Christmas being pulled down my back. Why do they feel the need to advertise this early on? Are they that afraid that the entire population is going to somehow forget what time of the year Christmas is? Hell, we've been drenched in enough advertising to last us a life-time, not that ANY holiday really needs to be advertised as much as they are. Yes, Hallmark, we know it's Valentines Day. Wal-Mart, we know you offer low prices on shitty Halloween Costumes. Now you and your buddy K-Mart can go die in a fire made of all your Christmas shit for all I care, cause I know what fucking month it is. No amount of advertising is going to convince me that Christmas starts in fucking October. "What exists in a word, a letter, and in three; is asked too little and too much, yet is a building block of life and an enduring mystery? Give up? Why? Why is it that no one notices? No one thinks? Because nobody ever cares about the 'why' of the matter." |
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10-27-2009, 04:57 AM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
(10-26-2009 11:39 PM)The French Bum Wrote:(10-26-2009 10:53 PM)the Cort and Fatboy Historian Wrote: McLoughlin!!!Pint of beer to the man.... Or woman who posts his scarry face up first. ![[Image: 3641697488_4d43be365c.jpg]](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3623/3641697488_4d43be365c.jpg)
"Suck on that!" - Cort |
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10-27-2009, 05:11 AM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
Don't you love it when your dog jumps the fence and gets too high eating a stranger's pot plant? And who doesn't love paying $800 to a vet to have the poor pup eat charcoal so he can throw up and ride out tripping balls? God I hate my adorable, awesome dumb dog.
 Three cheers to me pup Rocky, a stereotypical name for American Bulldogs. But he was named that so I can name his brother Apollo. Get it? Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed? Any of you kool katz have some awesomely awful(or cool) cat and dog stories? Would love to hear it. We're On A Mission From God. In honor of 7/8/10, Alex Swingle |
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10-27-2009, 06:10 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-27-2009 06:15 AM by The French Bum.)
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
(10-27-2009 04:57 AM)Big J Wrote:(10-26-2009 11:39 PM)The French Bum Wrote:(10-26-2009 10:53 PM)the Cort and Fatboy Historian Wrote: McLoughlin!!!Pint of beer to the man.... Or woman who posts his scarry face up first. You sir, will have a pint on my tab come the 6th So Say We All
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10-27-2009, 06:12 AM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
My cat had FLUTD (Feline Lower Urinary Tract Disease). Which wear he had crystals build up at the end of dick and plugged him up and almost made him go full sceptic. The vet had to stick a cafeter up his wee-wee so he could pee-pee. I am still paying his vet bill 3 years later.
Face: [the team's plane is starting to malfunction] Uh, Murdock, what's going to happen? Murdock: Looks like we're going to crash.' Face: No, what's *really* going to happen? Murdock: Looks like we're going to crash and die. |
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10-27-2009, 10:36 AM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
I think the only thing I noticed out of that entire post was the phrase "crystals at the end of dick"
![[Image: wtf-4.jpg]](http://maggieconv.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/wtf-4.jpg)
- Nonja. Really. - All women really want is a large greased-up Hispanic women in a hair-net. - "A smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows when to say it, and a clever man knows when to say someone else said it." -The Cort and Fatboy Historian |
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10-27-2009, 10:55 AM
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RE: Official Off Topic thread. Version 1.0
![[Image: 285-McLoughlin-Dag.jpg]](http://www.nps.gov/fova/historyculture/images/285-McLoughlin-Dag.jpg) ^^ |
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